nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking
(via ladydisofdurin)
“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy
(via his-majesti)
saw another trans person in public +60HP +500EXP
(via merobot)
obsessed with my partners cishet friend because he is literally only friends with transmascs. don’t call yourself a cis ally unless 90% of your circle is trans
fellas you are never going to believe what happened to her
(via frxncis-abernxthy)
girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding
you just hate my 2 exploding penises.
(via merobot)
not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)
(via his-majesti)
here’s the thing about adulthood-
you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on
(via merobot)
depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe…
(via merobot)